God could not be everywhere, so he created mothers. ~Jewish Proverb

Tuesday, August 23, 2011

Crafty Corner

This is such a fun treat for the kiddos. All you do is take a muffin pan, mix shaving cream and a drop or two of food coloring and, viola, you have a least 30 mins of entertainment. Don't worry, it washes off easily and didn't stain our tub at all. This was kid tested and mommy approved! There is just one thing to remember though, any children under the age of two may continually try to eat the shaving cream and not paint with it as you can see in the pictures of my little ones. :) Happy Painting.

Sunday, August 21, 2011

Mom Of the Week:

Without further delay it's time for me to introduce you to this weeks Mom of the Week award! I know you have been waiting all week for this lol. This week's award goes to THIS wonderful mom, who is really trying to broaden her daughters horizon's with extracurricular activities. Now, I have to say, for my girls I have chosen ballet, and some parents tend to go with soccer, piano, or even softball, but this mom has gone above and beyond the call of duty and is giving her baby stripper lessons. Way to go mom, you are a winner.
The younger you start them, the sooner they are more likely to start failing just like YOU, and while you are at it, make sure she strips next to an open electrical outlet. Good Job!

Thursday, August 18, 2011

Admitting you Have a Problem is the First Step

.....At least that's what they say. Yes I have an addiction. I will admit it, but I'm seeking no help here, instead i'm bringing you ALL down with me. ;) For those of you who do not know about the website www.Pinterest.com, well, you are missing out! It is so much fun and a wonderful website for those moms loving to get a little crafty. This website is highly addicting so be sure to follow me by clicking on the follow me button on this page! :) (ps. There is no AA or rehab program for this.)

Monday, August 15, 2011

Munchie Monday :()

Here's a recipe your kids are SURE to love! That is if you don't eat them all before you get the chance to share.

1 can (8oz) cresent dinner rolls
1/2c mini chocolate chips
powdered sugar

Heat oven to 350. Separate dough into 8 triangles
Place Tbsp chocolate chips on wide end of triangle. Roll up, starting at shortest side of triangle,rolling to opposite point. Place on ungreased cookie sheet.
Bake at 350 for 15-20 mins or until golden brown. Sprinkle with powdered sugar.

Sunday, August 14, 2011

Mom Of the Week:

I have decided to start giving out a weekly award to moms out there who just have it naturally. They are the best of the best, and deserve what I would like to call the "Award of Epic Failure." So without further delay, I present the award of the week to this mom. She knows that a regular bottle with milk for her baby just won't do. Oh no,she has to take it to the next level, a bottle of beer! Go ahead, have a few more, you won't look like a bad mother AT ALL. Drinks for EVERYBODY!!! Good Job, you FAIL.

Thursday, August 11, 2011

Suck It.....

Its amazing at all the pacifiers they make these days! I mean how hard is it to mimic the shape of a nipple! Obviously its not a man doing it, they could get the job done in no time. Well i'm here to tell you we (and by we, I mean, my children) have tried them ALL, and we always come back to the same one, the Soothie pacifier. They are the ones most hospitals use these days. They come in lots of colors and have some really cute paci holders. But my absolute FAVORITE Soothie paci product out there is the Wubbanub. Its a Soothie pacifier connected to a little precious stuffed animal that lays on their chest and holds the pacifier in their mouth.I don't know how I could ever have another baby without one of these fabulous inventions, its like hiring a nanny to do nothing but hold a paci to your babies mouth.They are reasonably priced and worth EVERY penny!

Monday, August 8, 2011

You name it

What's in a name? ALOT when it comes to naming YOUR child!:) I for one am a mom who goes for the less popular names. For your viewing and naming pleasure, I present to you the top baby names for 2011
  1. Jacob
  2. Ethan
  3. Jayden
  4. Alexander
  5. Michael
  6. William
  7. Joshua
  8. Noah
  9. Daniel
  10. Aiden
  1. Isabella
  2. Emma
  3. Olivia
  4. Sophia
  5. Ava
  6. Addison
  7. Emily
  8. Chloe
  9. Madison
  10. Abigail
Just be careful the name you choose for your sweet little bundle of joy you don't want them to live their lives with names like these:
  1. Alabama Gypsy Rose (Shooter Jennings baby)
  2. Bluebell Madonna (Geri Halliwell from the spice girls)
  3. Diva Muffin and Moon Unit (daughters of Frank Zappa)
  4. Pilot Inspektor ( Jason Lee)
  5. Audio Science (Shannyn Sossamon)